Saturday, December 4, 2010

Combo Therapy

The APMS (Aust. Placebo Medicine Society) has decided that for too long Placebopathy has been rather insular in its approach and in some cases somewhat dismissive of other natural therapies. This is probably why the ATMS refused an approach to merge.

In order to build bridges with other therapies, the APMS recently asked None Labs to come up with some placebo medications which incorporate aspects of other therapies and within a remarkably short time they came up with PlaceboHomeoAromeotherapy, aroma therapy preparations that are so dilute that all traces of the often irritating essential oils are undetectable, even by extensive chemical analysis.

That's right, these preparations are even stonger in their effect than regular aromatherapy preparations due to the homeopathic dilution process, but will not irritate sensitive noses or set off allergic reactions.

More Combo Therapies are being worked on as this goes to press.

Budget Placebopathy

Dr. None and the boffins at None Labs have been very busy lately. Ever since Placebo Power doubled the price of all None Lab remedies in order to make them more effective, Dr. None has worried that they might be out of the reach of the ordinary person.

"We need a budget version of all our products," was his simple instruction to the boffins.
In quick time they came up with None Labs HOME BRAND, a range of remedies that are chemically identical to their brothers and sisters sold under the Placebo Power label.

Dr None explained, "Extensive testing has shown that, like all homeopathic preparations, the multiple dilution process results in a product that is pure water. We've just cut out the time consuming dilution stage to simplify the manufacturing process for our Home Brand range. I can guarantee consumers that they are chemically indistinguishable from any other homeopathic product".

Now everyone can afford to share the miraculous benefits of None Laboratories products.