Friday, September 12, 2014

So Simple, So Obvious

I recently gave the boffins at None Laboratories an onerous task; come up with a new style of homeopathic-based, placebo remedy that would surpass and replace all the existing preparations in the marketplace.

Their response- TABLETS

That's right, just simply, TABLETS.  No active ingredients, no fancy promises, no side-effects.

After all, if a placebo works despite having nothing in it and all homeopathic preparations are guaranteed to contain no active ingredient, then why should any further info be necessary.

TABLETS come in a handy glass bottle with an eye-catching red cap (my idea).  Keep some handy in case you feel like you need a tablet, because what you see is what you get.

Dr. None

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