Saturday, June 28, 2014

Aqua-dementia, the silent killer.

Dr. O. None reports that an in depth investigation by the boffins at None Labs, headed by his brother Prof. Zero None, has found that many homeopathic preparations in the marketplace do not have Use By dates clearly displayed on the bottle/package. 

"Consumers should be very careful to only take homeopathic preparations which are still within their Use By date as the recent epidemic of Aqua-dementia in several overseas counties could easily be repeated here," warned Dr. None.

Homeopathic preparations are based on the incredible ability of water molecules to remember but the boffins at None Labs have shown that this ability has a time limit which varies depending on a number of factors such as the type of preparation, storage temperature and the IQ of the consumer.

"All None Labs Placebo-active* preparations are labelled with generous Use By dates based on the well known fact that consumers of homeopathic preparations are well above average intelligence. But please consume the preparations well before the Use By if you have a sneaking suspicion that you might be stupid", said Dr None.

It is not yet known if there is a link between the consumption of out of date homepathic preparations and dementia in humans.

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